Welcome

Hello, and welcome to movie phone. Please select the name of the movie…Sorry, wrong script.

Thanks for coming by. I don’t want to get too Dickensian on you, so this will be brief. I started the site as a way to tide me over financially until my professional Jai-Alai checks start coming in.

Blogs are a dime a dozen, or cheese sauce on a Packers fan so I’ve attempted to dress this puppy up a little. The goal of the site is for the five of us to twist and prod and poke and do everything except tighten up the rubber glove on different issues in sports and society.

Don’t expect numbers or rumors. There are five distinct, creatively disturbed minds to expound on just about anything.

Every weekday the blog will be updated with a new post. Most work Monday through Friday, so look at this as a way to fill the wasteful time of convincing yourself the snaggle-toothed secretary with the tear drop tattoo will be better looking after a few drinks. The writers have no guidelines on what they have to write about so expect a little of everything. We welcome comments, questions, theories and any sort of nonsense you might be willing to offer.

Enjoy the show.