March intertwines two favorite things for all red-blooded Americans: The NCAA Tournament and St. Patrick’s Day (read as a time to have too much). Here at CTT, the uniting body of all creeds, Credes, religions, nationalities and political parties, we have come to you for help in uniting sports and alcohol. We need your help!
Starting this Monday we will run “March Sippage” a 64-person tournament matching up various personalities in the sports world. Pick the one you would rather bend an elbow with. We will whittle the list down to find that one person in sports that we would most like to get saucy with.
So lift us out of the gutter, spatula our face off the bar and provide us with a pair of extra shorts. There is no play-in game. First round action begins Monday.
Monday:
CTB Region: all games held at an off-Broadway production of Ragtime
Brad Region: all games held at a Kriss-Kross album release party
Tuesday:
Bink Region: all games held in a very long, wide gutter
Sam Region: all games held in the cafeteria of the School of Hard Knocks
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I would like to add in my region pants are frowned upon.
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